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How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
Topic Started: June 1, 2012, 8:47 pm (675 Views)
cricket55
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:announce A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

What are you doing? She asked.
Hunting Flies. He responded.

Oh Killing any? She asked.
Yep, 3 males and 2 females. He replied.

Intrigued she asked, How can you tell them apart?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."

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barb43
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Wish Martha Stewart was My Sister!
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She shoulda :fish 'd him, all over that kitchen. :lol
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